#this is okay i guess

[littlesapphicraccoonguy]

OH MY GOD Todd Chavez and Rambley the Raccoon in the same room?! What is this? a crossover episo-

*falls down a flight of stairs*

[scathinglyburntstars]

I’m sitting on my kitchen table when she comes in. Her boots are muddy and she’s gained a lot more muscle than I’d remember she had.

“Hi, Dad,” she says. Her voice has gotten deeper, and a couple of her fingers are broken. Maybe her entire hand.

“Hi,” I reply.

“We won,” she says. There’s another girl that steps up behind her, looking around with curiosity.

“I’m glad,” I say.

You missed your mother’s funeral, I want to say. She passed asking for you.

“Girls can practice magic, now.” She sits down, heavier on the table and looks at her broken hand. “And I can practice magic, freely, now.”

I nod my head.

You could’ve always practiced, I want to say. If you just stayed here, at home.

The girl sits in the other seat—in my late wife’s.

“Now, nobody who has just a daughter is deemed worthless. No girl is worthless.” My girl says, and I look up at her.

“We didn’t consider you worthless,” I said quietly. “I let you learn magic.”

(And she’s eaten it up. Gobbled every bit of magic she’d seen and practiced until she’d been caught.)

“Dad,” she says, eyes shining. “You didn’t have to say it.”

“It’s okay,” the other girl whispers, a hand on my daughter’s broken one. She’s whispering something underneath her breath, the scent of sea air and salty wind. Magic.

“I never considered you worthless.” I say again, feeling numb. “Why would you even say that? I have you magic.”

“You also tried to hide me and it for the longest time.” She says. “C’mon Dad. Can’t you see my side for once?”

(The first time she’d begged me, I broke the law. I gave her magic, and when she grew so did her magic. She learned more and more, snuck into boys’ class even when I forbid it. When I ordered her to stay home, learn from her mother rather than me. We argued, daily.

And then she was ran out.)

“Can you see it from mine?” I ask. “When my daughter was run out of her own hometown because she didn’t do what I told her?”

She pushes against the table, broken hand still in the other’s. “That’s not the point! You wanted me to hide!” She shouts. “And if I did? I’d be here! Stuck! I never would’ve lead this rebellion, magic would still only be for boys!”

“At least you would’ve been here when your mother died,” I said sourly, and then regrets it as soon as my daughter’s face drops.

“Low blow,” the other girl whistles as the hand she’s healing is ripped from her.

“Fine,” my daughter says coldly. “Fine.”

And she leaves. The other girl looks at me. She’s sizing me up, judging. Then she shakes her head and leaves, calling my daughter’s name.

I’m left alone in the kitchen.

In a patriarchal world where magic is strictly practiced by only men, you taught some very basics to your daughter, because you just couldn’t say no to your adorable child. Little did you know, what this would snowball into.

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

elita pep talk

[ahotknife]

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD

[brightlotusmoon]

[mroddmod]

everyone be quiet i'm manifesting

[catmask]

does anyone have like an anti aesthetic. like something you look at and can recognize as a complete fashion/interior design/artistic movement and understand it but it makes you shudder seeing it. i am not talking like “its morally bad” “its poorly structured” like just sheerly devoid of joy for you actually invites a repulse response.

[crowinkwriting]

Rook: [Fumbles and does something dumb] Spite: They're so stupid. We have to fuck them. Lucanis: What do you mean WE!?

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[grey-viridian]

Leonardo

I finished this comic about a month ago but couldn't bring myself to post it. It started as a simple illustration and then I just kept adding more and more and at some point I had to stop myself and cut the story short. I'm still not entirely satisfied with the result but... well. I like it. That's enough.

[nevermeyers]

[north-noire]

I know exactly who you are, William.

[zivazivc]

I feel like I have some of the most random headcanons. but I am lowkey obsessed with the fact that John Dory is so much older than Branch that he potentially could have dated their friends'/peers' parents, and/or anything else funny and possibly entertaining that the large age difference entails lmaokskssbcdsbcjdh

edit: part two

[queerdraws]

Fanart for a snippet of my most favorite heartbreaking moment from swordsmans's fic bone-breaker ospreys mate for life (rated E)